Cat Airways
BOOKING REF: soon

Low fares.
High altitude.

Absolutely no legroom. You will board when we say, and you will love it.

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Cat Airways plane with a cat head as the nose
Boarding Pass · Cat Airways
Passenger
You, probably
Flight
CAT 001
Seat
9A (window)
From
The Floor
To
The Sunbeam
Boarding
Whenever
GATE
nya
REF
soon

Departures

live board · all times approximate · all naps guaranteed
The Warm Windowsill08:14ON TIME
Off The Kitchen Counter09:30BOARDING
Under The Bed, Urgently11:02ON TIME
The Empty Cardboard Box13:45DELAYED · napping
Your Keyboard, Mid-Call15:20BOARDING
The only airline that lands on all four feet.

What's included

The Seat
Yours for the duration, unless a warmer one opens up. Then it is not.
included
The Legroom
There is none. There was never going to be any. Fold accordingly.
not included
The View
Clouds, then more clouds, then a very smug pilot who is also a cat.
included